2005, Dec 13 (Tue) - Why not window-shopping?




These will explain...


1. Our eyes overworks.


2. It gives us bruises because of hitting and being hit by others shoppers.


3. It causes headaches as shopping malls give CO2 as a promotion.


4. Shops' all kinds of smells follow us home.


5. It takes a huge amount of time.


6. It costs us pretty much, not because of shopping itself but of buying drinks, having a bite of snacks, transporting, and all petty things under the sun it can be.


7. It frustrates us somehow as we can just simply look at or touch the stuff sold and give ourselves a consoling smile, imagining someday far away it will be ours.


8. It takes up our modest memory capacity as it seeems that we are then capable of remembering an unnecessarily big number of prices.


9. It gives our bosses an impression that we have too much spare time, either to go window-shopping or simply to read ads and with all effort plan the long trip.


10. Ultimately, it is highly probable that we shall often bump into not-want-to-bump-into people who go window-shopping like we do. Some bosses? Possible.


:-|

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